Dick is putting together the mother of all joke sites!

Everybody gets a million of ‘em daily in their e-mail, but frankly, some of them are pretty crummy. Dick doesn’t know much…but he knows funny. So send your favorite, tasteless jokes today, and you’ll get credit for it right here on the site. Then, you can brag to your friends about how cool you think you are and you’ll have the (questionable) proof to back it up!

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

Added By : T Escutia

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looked at the pirate strangely and said
"Hey Pirate! Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responded "Argh! It's driving me nuts!"

Added By : ludicrouslinz

NOTICE: The Phrase '69' shall now be referred to as '96,' because due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up.

Added By : Jeremy Robinson

Did you hear about the gay midget?

Answer: He came out of the cupboard.

Added By : Kmac

Why do woman wear underwear??

State laws require that all man holes be covered when not in use.

Added By : Bug Dave

An old couple went into Dick's Last Resort and ordered one hamburger. The old man started eating the burger. At the next table over, a man felt sorry for them thinking they couldn't afford another hamburger and offered to buy them one. The women quickly answered "Oh that's okey, we share everything". The old man continued to eat on the burger. The good samaritan, not able to stand it any longer, once again offered to buy them another burger. The woman told him again that it was okey, that they shared everything and she was just waiting for the TEETH!

Added By : Lannie Kiser

Kitty Stutter

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before he could say 'Sh--,' the Rottweiler ate him!

Added By : Marty Renfro

Did you hear about the gay choir boy?
He choked on his first hymn.

Added By : sammy

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Dam

Added By : Melissa Wisniewski

Your Momma's so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass.

Added By : D. Taylor

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